Anybody remember her? Early 80's Playmate and star of ZZ Top's 'Legs' video ...... about as hot as they come, right?
Well, there was a free download on iTunes for this show called Real Housewives of Orange County (where 85% of women have plastic boobs according to the show btw ....). So I downloaded it and watched it while eating lunch today (mistake. I got through 5 minutes of it before I wanted to smash my iPod into a million pieces - it basically glorifies everything that's wrong with a big segment of our society ....). Anyway, one of the housewives is none other than Jeana. Except something horrible has happened over the past 20 years
She's a friggin' archetypal bloated phoney-baloney real estate agent with a couple of spoiled kids driving around in new Mercedes-Benzs. Here's the before and after (they must have photoshopped the after picture because she actually looks less repulsive and 25 lbs lighter here than in the show itself).
