Retirement: open a Porsche shop, where I can work on _my_ terms. "No, I don't really feel like working on that rusty POS of yours. Joe, down the street, is fairly desperate for work, though, you might try him." I'll also make espresso in my shop -- and my espresso machine will be made from a VW engine.
Or maybe I'll just go into a second career, even knowing I don't need to. I always wanted to be in technology, and I'd much rather approach the job market with the attitude of "You need me more than I need you" than the desperation that's so common.