So what IS politically correct about a 911? Opposite end of the scale from a Prius. Sort of like the high school jock making snide remarks about the nerdy guy in the hall. The world needs nerdy guys, but the jock can't help being what he is. Don't waste therapy time on this one. Buy a couple of tanks of gas for the Porsche, instead.
(I like 6000 rpm in 3 rd , myself.)
Les