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A drugstore clerk sees a man wandering the aisles apparently looking for something. Upon hearing his wife has sent him for tampons, she directs him to the appropriate section of the store.
A while later, she greets him at the cash to ring through his purchases. He has a large bag of cotton balls and a ball of string. She asks him if he wasn't able to find the tampons.
"Oh yeah." he replies. "But yesterday, I asked my wife to pick up a pack of cigarettes while she was shopping. She came back with papers and a can of tobacco, talking about how much cheaper it was to get your cigarettes this way. I thought I'd let her try the same thing."
Les
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