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Earthling
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: The Thawing Wasteland of the North
Posts: 702
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An exuberant young bull and a tired old bull are standing around the field when they see a semi truck pull up a few hundred yards down the road and unload 20 nubile young cows.
The young bull starts jumping up and down and exclaims "hey, let's jump over the fence, run down the road and have our way with a couple of those cows!!"
The old bull looks patiently at the youngster and slowly replies, "no, son, let's lean on the fence until it falls down, walk slowly down the road, and have our way with ALL those cows."
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