[Porsche-O-Phile]

Talk to the hand.

Talk to the ass, cause even the hand ain't listening.

You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a *****.

That and five bucks will still only barely get you a latte.

Last time I heard that much hot air coming out of someone it smelled like rotten eggs.

You have a call holding on clue phone line two.

Sharp as a bowling ball, this one.

Don't quit your day job. Oh wait - this is your day job. Feel free to quit it then.

Make a mental note if you can find something to write on.



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