[Superman]

Okay, here's my offering:

A man shows up at home early one afternoon from his job at a pickle factory. His wife is understandably surprised and asks why he's home so early. He says "Honey, I was fired today."

"Fired?! Why did they fire you"

"Well honey, I have a confession to make. You see, the entire time I have worked at the pickle factory, I have had an urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer. Today I failed to resist that temptation and was caught. That is why they fired me."

"Oh my gosh!" she says, and opens his britches to take a peek at the carnage. She says "I don't see any damage here. What happened to the pickle slicer?


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"They fired her too."