Thread: So Biblical
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nine_one_4 nine_one_4 is offline
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Originally posted by stuartj
Yes, it can only mean the End of Days.

All the more reason not to sign Kyoto and buy that new 74 ltr Expedition, heh? Its only going to hasten things along.

Now, only 144000 can go, and theres at least one other Pelican who knows he has a ticket. I reckon your odds are thin. So why dont you just hurl yourself off a cliff to save time?
PM turned off? Oh well.

I would love to know about you and your life and your history. I think Kinsey found that back in the forties something like 68% of men visited whores and so I'm going to assume that your grandpa was a whoremonger. I'm also going to assume that you're fat and ugly and that so is your wife. And even though your wife was never close to being attractive I understand that, statistically, you're only one of about ten guys that she's had. I'm also going to assume that your degree is outside of science or engineering and that you're not "quantitatively proficient" i.e., you're a dumb guy. Further, I'm going to assume that you cheated on your midterms because apparently that's what the majority do. Here are some facts to support my null hypotheses about what you are. You can read more about your qualities in 2 Timothy:3. So now that I think about it why don't you throw yourself off a cliff, you pud?

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Old 04-13-2006, 09:45 AM
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