[masraum]

I used to bartend in topless bars, so I met lots of weird people (you know who you are) Anyway, this one chick was telling me about a boyfriend who was into S&M. Apparently he liked to staple himself to things. Yes, picture a stapler, some wood, and your scrotum. You should have the picture. I'm thinking that there must be a serious chemical imbalance somewhere before that seems like a good idea. I'm not even sure how that idea would spring into your head. How's that work, one day you are reupholstering the couch in the living room in the nude. You look at the stapler and then down and your sack and think, "hey, that's hot!"

The girl was a real cutey, not a stripper just the door girl. She gave me a riding crop for Valentines day.