[dhoward]

Originally posted by Jeff Higgins
"i shot that stray cat at 837 lasered yards laserd with my polish army surplus laser with my SHILEN barreled NEISIKA BAY action put together by a CAMP PERRY scout sniper ranger SEAL SWAT veteran armorer that served in WWI WWII KOREA VIETNAM and DETROIT. we first spied movement between the garbage cans with my partner GAME WARDEN FBI DEA HOMELAND SECURITY agent's Doktor HUBBLE spotting scope. i then dialed the cum-ups into my DAYFORCE 8-32X mil-dot bullet-drop compensating reticle that i know like the BACK OF MY HEAD and held dead on shooting him with a molly GRAPHITE coated VLD specially designed for my .300 EARGESCHPLITZENLOUDENBOOMER by an army special forces ballistics EXPERT. my son then rode the GRUELING half mile up the road uphill both ways into a HEADWIND on his BIG WHEEL and dressed and skinned the cat all by himself it took him all afternoon."

Now THAT was funny!!