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Originally posted by nine_one_4
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I would love to know about you and your life and your history. I think Kinsey found that back in the forties something like 68% of men visited whores and so I'm going to assume that your grandpa was a whoremonger. I'm also going to assume that you're fat and ugly and that so is your wife. And even though your wife was never close to being attractive I understand that, statistically, you're only one of about ten guys that she's had. I'm also going to assume that your degree is outside of science or engineering and that you're not "quantitatively proficient" i.e., you're a dumb guy. Further, I'm going to assume that you cheated on your midterms because apparently that's what the majority do. Here are some facts to support my null hypotheses about what you are. You can read more about your qualities in 2 Timothy:3. So now that I think about it why don't you throw yourself off a cliff, you pud?
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Gosh, and there was I being all philosophical and rhetoric.
That tirade is going sound a rather worse when they read it back to you from the Book of Life, I'm tipping. But it certainly showcases a scintillating wit.
Now Im off celebrate Easter for a few days by eating chocolate and drinking beer, so I'll leave you with this thought.
Q. Whats this?
A. Prick of a way to spend Easter.