The script sounds just like some of the crap he comes up with.
Napoleon:
Yeah, my old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out here for the dance but she couldn't 'cause she's doing some modeling right now.
Pedro:
Is she hot?
Napoleon:
See for yourself.
Pedro:
Wow.
Napoleon:
Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamour shots for her birthday one year.
Pedro:
I like her bangs.
Napoleon:
Me too.
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Don:
Hey, Napoleon, what'd you do all last summer again?
Napoleon:
I told you. I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines.
Don:
Did you shoot any?
Napoleon:
Yes, like 50 of 'em. They kept tryin' to attack my cousins. What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don:
What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon:
A frickin' 12-gauge. What do you think?
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