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My next door neighbors in West Stockbridge Massachusetts had a baby and planned to do the tree planting, fertized with placenta thing, and stored the placenta in the freezer until spring...
"Honey? Did you see the frozen spaghetti?"
"Yep. It's under Ransome's placenta."
He is/was the director of Social Workers in Pittsfield Mass. His wife is a Psychiatric Nurse. Yes they named one of thier kids 'Ransome'. The other one is 'Eiton' (Pronounced like "A ton").
He likes to tell the story of when he has a degenerate bum/hippy in California, living near Berkley, under plastic by a river, getting free cheese from the government. He was hitchhiking and was picked up by Jerry Garcia in a Bently. Jerry BS'd with him and then left him with $20 when he dropped him off.
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James
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994)
Red-beard for President, 2020
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