I told the station attendant "I'd feel much better about this transaction if you were holding a gun to me."
He didn't like that very much...
On that note, I want to find a station attendant willing to take a picture of him pointing a toy gun at someone while they're filling up. In the same vein as the station picture with "Arm, Leg.." in thier billboard. Maybe I'd caption mine
"Gimmie da money, biatch!"