So the pilot gets a red ball (malfunction light) on the canopy not locking. So he keeps cycling the lock until it locks in the down position. Doh!

"I can't beleive I'm stuck in a new F-22. And I have to go potty!"
That's some thick plexiglass:
Nice mess in the cockpit:
Anyone ever heard the "Blondestar" Bit:
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