[cantdrv55]

In Chicago on a company team building outing tonight. Bowling. Ninety extremely competitive sales people getting drunk, eating pizza, talking smack.

Someone takes a poll on who's gone bowling lately. When they get to me, I say "I haven't bowled since I cut-off my mullet back in the '80s". Dead silence. Turns out, the manager who set this up REALLY likes bowling AND is from the South. He did not like my redneck joke.

Boy, I wish I could do that one over.