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BBQ Etiquette

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When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into
motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the
necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging
beside the grill - beer in hand

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL, WHILE NOT PUTTING DOWN HIS BEER.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her
and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN, MAKING SURE
THE BEER JUST DELIVERED FROM THE WOMAN HAS IT'S BOTTLE CAP OFF.


More routine......

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and
brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. He
raises his beer to everyone, acknowledging his hard work.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing
her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....