Ah well, with all the questionable food I eat, from rare burgers to sushi to game to food trucks to salad bars, I guess I'm well due for something like this.
Just to recap, I don't want and won't accept compensation. It just pissed me off that their first thought was, "pay the guy," not, "oh dear we have a problem let's solve it." Although maybe I'll go demand $.99 from the produce guy instead.