[kach22i]

Here is the of the tale of the elderly Scots tramp who turned up at an English gent's newly acquired Highland estate asking if there were any odd jobs he could do for a hot meal. The English gent considered for a while then produced a pot of bright pink paint and said - "Yes, old chap. Take this and recoat the porch at the back of the house...."
An hour later the tramp banged on the door. "All done sir. And by the way, it's not a Porche, it's a Mercedes......."