I noticed a Snap On truck outside a hangar I was visiting and stopped to ask the guy if he was open. He was, and invited me in. There were lots of very nice and expensive tools. He gave me a catalog and price list and told me when his schedule for that location. A couple of the helicopter techs were in there buying some pieces. One of them was wearing a NASCAR cap.
One of the guys inquired about some screwdrivers that were on special. The Snap On salesman responded that those were gone and all he had left was a Dale Earnhardt special edition screwdriver. It was in a special #8 shaped box. The tech picked it up and asked how it was different from one of their regular screwdrivers.
I couldn't contain myself any longer. I blurted out "Because it only turns LEFT!"
For some reason they didn't find it as amusing as I did.
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Rob Channell
One Way Motorsports
1979 911SC mostly stock
1972 911T Targa now with a good 2.7
1990 Miata (cheap 'n easy)
1993 C1500 Silverado (parts getter)