[PorscheGuy79]

I dont know if this is quite what you are looking for, but I will give it a shot. The first one is dry but just wait for the second!

My fairly new to me girlfriend came with me to dinner at my parents house and after the meal my mother, my girlfriend and I sat down for a game of scrabble. I had blocked her next move she was planning and yelled out.

"Matthew, you son of a bit ch!"

Her cute smile quickly was replaced by a wide-eyed look of embarrassment. As my mother is a very open minded person, she almost fell on the floor laughing. Stil, good fun with first impressions.

As the game continues my girlfriend finds herself with the letters "E", "T", and "W" and goes about arranging them in to WET for all the right reasons. As my mother looks down at her chips, she turns her holder to me and bites her lip somewhat in jest. I laugh, and my mother looks up and asks what is so funny and that she wants to see. Well, my gf cringes and turns the board to my mother, who gets good laugh about it.

Talk about a night with the boyfriends parents! I personally had a great time, and she has been back to their house since.

Btw the gf and my mother now talk via email almost more than I talk to either of them.