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Somatic Negative Optimist
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Winlaw, BC, Canada
Posts: 7,206
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Lots of odd things about a 911.
Engine in the rear (Confuses Border Guards)
Oil is checked with engine running (Confuses gas jockeys)
Has 14 liters of oil (Causing panick sometimes when changing)
Can be "Corner-balanced" (Confuses alignment techs)
Is always viewed with suspicion by Police. (I wonder why?)
Can almost fly under the radar.
Can pass a string of 18-wheelers, campers and day-dreaming tourists.
Makes Testosterone-loaded young bucks wishing they had one.
Driving it makes you feel 6 inches taller (And 2 inches longer)
Not all women like it: "You love that car more than me".
As for German on the dash:
Druck is there for the Germans, since "Press" has a different meaning for them.
Mark your Calender: July 7-9 CanAm near Salmon Arm, B.C.
Check the Pac NorthWest board for details.
A meeting of old and young farts
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1980 Carrerarized SC with SS 3.2, LSD & Extras. SOLD!
1995 seafoam-green 993 C2, LSD, Sport seats. 
Abstract Darwin Ipso Facto: "Life is evolutionary random and has no meaning as evidenced by 7 Billion paranoid talking monkeys with super-inflated egos and matching vanity worshipping illusionary Gods and Saviors ". 
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