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Oh yes, let me see the cruel shoes.

No you don't want to see the cruel shoes.

Get them

Carlos disappeared and then re-appeared with what looked like a hideous pair of black and white pump. But this, this was no ordinary pair of hideous black and white pump. The first had a vice and razor blades to hold the foot in place. The second had separate compartments for each toe, pointing in impossible directions.

"See! They're not fit for HUMANS!"

"Put them on me!"

"WHAT!"

"Put them on me..."

The screams were incredible.

And as Anna held her bloody feet up to the mirror she said: "I like them. I'll take them."

And as Anna crawled into the street, Carlos was over-heard saying: "Well, that's it. That's every pair of shoes in the place. Unless of course you'd like to try...THE CRUEL SHOES!"
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