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we all kicked in for something for the office. we had to pay in $5.50 based on the number of us non stingy bastards willing to kick in. turned out more folks paid up, so the buy in cost dropped.

i gave the guy my $5.50. five one dollar bills in and two quarters. he mumbles (like rainman) let me give you some change. i blurt out, i have a pocket full of change, i can probably give you exact money. he said, he didnt want to mess the math up in his head. so he heads to this envelope marked "change". i swear, the dude gave me back $1.50, and put the money i gave him into another envelope.