[artplumber]

Originally posted by SoCal911SC
I'll field this one on behalf of everyone:

Mul - For the max benefit to the world, throw all the liberals overboard. (duh).

charleskiffer - This is a Code Red situation, those with the biggest CCWs will decide.

techweenie - there's no rain, there's no hole in the boat, it's in no danger of sinking, so there's therefore no reason to throw anyone overboard.

fastpat - For the good of the country, all criminal Northerners must go. Or cut-and-paste a patch for the boat. Either one.

Superman - for the max benefit to the world, everyone not as smart as him must go. (thus leaving only one person in the boat).

turbo6bar - don't need to toss anyone, do some research on sinking boats, plot everyone's weight on a graph to figure out the best distribution on the boat to prevent it from sinking. Historically, 86.3% of the time, the boat doesn't actually sink.

widebody - don't need to toss anyone - fabricate a new boat out of carbon fiber.

tabs - do whatever Mother says.

nostatic - 5 years ago: Do what the wife says. Today: A little green tea, some Zen meditation, stick a knife between his teeth and wrap a bandana around his head and swim to get help - it's only 1500 miles.

fintstone - no decision necessary, a black helicopter picked him up 10 minutes ago.

coolchick - start some debates to pass the time, in short order half the passengers will jump overboard voluntarily choosing death's sweet release.

I think we've found our standup comedian! LMAO