[M.D. Holloway]

why not just climb up on the iceburg and hang there until somebody arrives. You can go weeks without food and the ice would provide plenty of slushies in case you get thirsty!

The South side of the burg can be the conservative Baptists (always keeping a vigil eye out for intruders from the southern tip), the Northern side of the burg can be your democratic liberals, the west side can be where all the fruits and nuts hang out the middle can be where all the folks without accents and have a fair degree of tolerence will be.