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Soccer is for girls, and "guys" who couldn't hack it on a football field. There is no comparison athletically between the sports. Aerobically, maybe, but athletically, there is simply nothing close to the demands of the human body on a football field. Widebody, if you had ever played high-level football, you would understand. It is the ONLY sport that places you in direct, life-threatening, physical conflict with another human, AT FULL SPEED, and expects you to collide. Boxing and cagefighting only come close.