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A Man of Wealth and Taste
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Out there somewhere beyond the doors of perception
Posts: 51,063
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The last time I got a ticket, I had Mother fight it in court. She got up before the judge and pointed to me and said, "Your honor what do expect from that over grown, fat piece of ***** sitting over there." I dutifully nodded. She went on, "U don't know the misery I've gone through raising that boy, and now he adds insult to injury by getting a ticket for going 25 in a 65. Your honor he was just being carefull after his last DUI. He just didin't want to hit anything else while driving drunk." Needless to say I lost, and the judge doubled the fine. Thats the last time I'll let Mother represent me in court.
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