Can't really help you. Honestly, I write fairly simple code, just complicated enough to get the job done - no obfuscation contests for me. Why? Because some time in the future, I might have to go back in and fix/enhance it.
I guess that makes me a moron
For the record, you'll probably find the uber techie geeks hanging out (living) in their parents' basement, when they're not working on thir 944 or 951.