A Good ol' boy is fishing down on the bayou....
A frog on a log looks up at the good ol' boy and says (in a Southern drawl): "Sir, kiss me and I will become a beautiful princess and be yurs forever."
So the good 'ol boy picks up the frog and puts it in his bib-front pocket.
Then the frog says again: "Sir, I will be yurs forever and turn into a beautiful princess if you kiss me."
The good 'ol boy keeps fishing....
The frog looks up and says: "Sir, didn't you hear me??"
The good ol' boy looks down and says: "At my age, I would rather have a talkin' frog".
