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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
Posts: 48,834
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A very unattractive, nasty, mean actin' woman walks
into Walmart with her two kids.
The Walmart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"?
The ugly woman says "Hell no, the oldest one, he's
9, and the younger one, she's 7. Why?........ Do you think
they really look alike?"
Hell no", replied the greeter, "I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice!"
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent."
-Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.)
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