There have been some incredible things found in colons. I know people who have examined patients and found buzzing coming from the abdomen. Once someone lost a folding umbrella (that was scary coming out - don't touch the button!), and of course there were all those Richard Gere/gerbil stories.
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Peter
'79 930, Odyssey kid carrier, Prius sacrificial lamb
Missing
997.1 GT3 RS
nil carborundum illegitimi