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Do a wheelie
Funny story from a rider on my local sport bike BBS.
Well we've all got the "Do a wheelie" crap at one time or another.
Well got a "Do a wheelie you pussy" from some 16 or 17 yr old kid in the passenger side of what I'm sure is his girlfriends car at a stop light. Looked over at him and told him "OK but I get to ride your girlfriend for the night". OMG the look on the girls face was priceless. She was telling to shut up and tried to roll his window up.
Oh wait it gets better.
Now junior is pissed and throwing "sets" Ohh like some 130lb WANNA BE W-H-I-T-E gangsta scares me. Hell from how far the seat was forward I dont think he was more than 5'4 anyways. I've seen pipe cleaners with bigger arms than him. He fnally blurted out "Shut the **** up or I'm gonna kick your mutha-****ing ass". Oh well I'm already NOT in a good mood, so bike goes into neutral, kickstand down and I hear a sound of the car door LOCKING as I got off the bike. I got up to the car door and this kid turns stark white when he sees me pointing at him with titanium knucked gloves. The kid was literally trying to get away from the door. He damn near got on his girlfriends lap. I could still hear his girlfriend basically telling him he should had shut up when she told him too between his screams. But sadly the light turned green and they took off. So my fun for the day ended.
BTW the guy in the truck behind me was laughing his head off when I went to get back on the bike.
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