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After a night of drinking, Brian crept into bed beside
his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek
and fell asleep.

When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the
end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are
you?" demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my
bedroom?"

The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom
and I'm St. Peter".
Brian was stunned, "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't
be, I have so much too live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....
you've got to send me back right away".

St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated but
there is a catch.
We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not
far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of
light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the
ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought u ntil he
felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

The farm yard rooster strolled over and said, "So
you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?"

"It's not so bad," replies Brian, "but I have this
strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode".

"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't
tell me you've never laid an egg before."

"Never," replies Brian. "Well just relax and let it
happen." And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an
egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over
him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood
for
the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was
overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best
thing that had happened to him ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay
his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and
heard his wife shouting, "Brian, wake up you drunken bastard, you're
****tin' in the bed!