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Well, not quite exactly the same, but when my stepson was about 13-14 one of his friends was dating one of my stepdaughters friends. They were all about the same age. Of course the two daters were talking about marriage. We told our kids, they are young, they won't get married, they probably won't even last the rest of the year much less until they are old enough to get married. At your age you'll end up dating a bunch of people before you are ready to get married.

His response with a very serious scolding tone and a straight face was classic.

You just don't think we know anything because we are young, but we know a lot more than you think we do. And you don't know as much as you think you do because you don't think we know much.

I swear, my wife and I laughed so hard we could hardly function for about 20 minutes which just continued to piss him off more and more. I tried to stop laughing, but I couldn't.

Hmm, anything else? Yeah, "You're a Dork" from the step daughter when she was a teen. Of course when she was 13-15 I don't think there was anyone that didn't get called a dork on a regular basis.