Nope. Free and clear here. None that I know about anyway. . .
Does "paying for everyone else's kids at the mandate of the government" count for anything?
No kids, no mortgage, no minivan, no spitup to clean up, no diapers to change and (perhaps best of all) no having to give the "birds and the bees" talk. Alternatively I have three P-cars, a fun job, one motorcycle, one wonderful wife of nine years (tomorrow), finally some money in the bank and two cats that amuse the heck out of me.
That's good enough by me.