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two other interesting and painful flying bugs, flying red ants and the assassin bug here in az. got nailed while asleep on left ring finger(bump size of an m&m candy) and numerous other places on back. they fly and crawl, very sneaky and only come out at night, crawl on host(me) and suck your blood until full. when full of blood they cannot fly. when you nail one on the ground-kersplatt! blood everywhere! kinda like a big overgrown wood tick! have killed the hell out of them on sight!
flying red ants leave a nice welt that itches to beat the band! oh the joys of summer!!!!!! scorpions bring out the best in us! when we find one in garage late at night, we grab wd-40 and imoliate them until toast! leaves a very nice tattoo of their body on concrete. same goes for centipedes! when rattlesnakes found we dont suggest the wd-40 treatment! then its time for...........THE FULL AUTOMATIC TRUE-TEMPER ROUND NOSE SHOVEL EXTRAVAGANZA! thats when things get REAL EXCITING! I MEAN REAL DAMN EXCITING! the worst thing is finding one, then running for shovel and come back ready for WAR............and the bastards gone!!!!!! now that will get your blood going real good, for you know he his lurking somewhere!!!!!! shovels and hoes are located around property strategically just for this purpose!!!!!
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