[red-beard]

And then Al Gore and Andre Manuel Lopez Obrador say that your vote hasn't been counted.

Everyone sing!

Every vote is sacred.
Every vote is great.
If a vote is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each vote that can't be found.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Voters with more care

Every vote is sacred.
Every vote is great.
WOMEN:
If a vote is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every vote is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every vote is good.
NANNIES:
Every vote is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every vote is useful.
Every vote is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each vote that's made in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every vote is sacred.
Every vote is good.
Every vote is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every vote is sacred.
Every vote is great.
If a vote is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!