noobs!
My mom's home grown peppers will blow away any jalapeno...like a stick of dynamite to a lady finger fire cracker. Thai peppers one acid.
Speaking of jalapeno...when in college, our Geology class was in El Paso for a BBQ hosted by UTEP. My buddy Dan and I ran into a basket of jalapeno after a week of hiking in the desert. After a couple beers at the BBQ... I dared him to eat a whole pepper if I ate one. I've have never seen an Irishman scream and cry and laugh like that after he ate his pepper.