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Originally posted by Mulhollanddose
God is not a pit-boss at the Bellagio.
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He is to me....
Gawd told me to tell all of you to not watch TV as much. He said its rotting your brains out, your letting the media manipulate your emotions so that you buy more McDonalds and Coke Cola to "assuge" the aniexty they cause.
Gawd further elobrated and said your ("his children") are constantly being bombarded with so much information (in this case diasters) that you've all gone on overload. That in past times "his children" didn't have instant access to every little thing that happened that it took time for information to travel from one place to another, so it all seemed like calmer times.
He said for all of you to "keep the faith" and rest assured that he is watching over every single one of you. That he is your Gawd in hand, but don't ask him what he thinks of you, as he might not give you the answer you want him to." With that we adjurned to the bar for a coupla of cool libations on this hot day in July.