[targa911S]

"While being interviewed by a liberal British newspaper while in the UK Ol'Ted was asked in a rather hostel PETA like tone...what do you think the last thoughts of a deer are before you pull the trigger and kill it?

He responded

" First of all I don't believe a deer thinks like your implying.
All they think about is:

1) What can I eat next.
2) Who can I screw next.
and finally
3) Whats the easiest way to run away and hide.

He paused and concluded .....come to think of it their like the French ?"