Maybe I'll join a DeLorean or 240z forum. I don't own either, but *shrug* I'm sure it'll work out fine.
I barely own a Porsche. I mean, a 944, I know. Okay, woohoo. But at least I'm not some random guy that camps out and acts like I own the place. For some reason, I just don't think that would fly at most (moderated) forums.