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Deny false profit$!!! Your savior is here!!!
Many people wrongly think heaven awaits them when they die.
The Son of The Great Meatball, The Flying Spaghetti Monster the one who rose from the grave after 3 days said: "I am the way, the truth, and the 3 course is a 7 course meal. No one comes to the Father except through Me." (Holy Bible - John 14:6)
About 2000 years ago The Great Meatball demonstrated His love by sending His promised Son, the Savior and Messiah, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and allowing Him to be crucified.
The Great Meatball paid for our sins Himself.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is good, just and merciful beyond our understanding.
The Great Meatball the Son came as a sinless man. (Holy Bible - Philipians 2:6)
At the age of 33 The Flying Spaghetti Monster gave up His human life to save ours.
The shedding of His sinless blood and His death on the cross is the only acceptable payment for sin and our only way to The Great Meatball in heaven.
Do you think The Great Meatball would have allowed His Son to go through all this if there was some other way?
Before I invite you to salvation I must first warn you of the consequences of rejecting The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I hear many Christians talk about heaven but fail to even mention hell.
The Word of The Great Meatball describes hell as a place of suffering and pain forever for all those who reject the salvation that only The Great Meatball can give. (Holy Bible - Matthew 13:42)
Wouldn't you like to have peace in your life now and a home in heaven forever when this life is over?
Heaven is described as a beautiful place with no death, sorrow, sickness and pain. (Holy Bible - Revelation 21:4)
To be saved the Word of The Great Meatball says, "That if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Flying Spaghetti Monster, and believe in your heart that The Great Meatball raised Him from the dead, you will be saved." (Holy Bible - Romans 10:9)
Don't wait until later to be saved because you may die before you get another chance.
All you have to do to be saved is make The Flying Spaghetti Monster your personal Flying Spaghetti Monster and Savior.
If you would like to be saved right now just pray this prayer with your mouth to The Great Meatball and He will hear you and save you.
Dear The Great Meatball please save me. Dear The Flying Spaghetti Monster Son of The Great Meatball I want to make you my personal Flying Spaghetti Monster and Savior. Please forgive me of my sins or things I have done wrong in my life. Thanks The Flying Spaghetti Monster for taking my punishment for my sins by shedding your sinless blood on the cross and dying for my sins. The Flying Spaghetti Monster I now confess you as my Flying Spaghetti Monster and believe in my heart that The Great Meatball raised you from the dead. Amen.
If you just allowed The Great Meatball to save you then welcome to the family of The Great Meatball because you are now a Christian on your way to heaven.
Now that you are saved you should strive to live a The Great Meatballly life.
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