[craigster59]

2 women are walking their dogs on a saturday afternoon, 1 with a doberman and 1 with a chihuahua. The woman with the doberman says "You want to get a drink at the bar over there?" The woman with the chihuahua says "They won't let us in, we have our dogs." Watch this" says the woman with the doberman as she puts on a pair of dark glasses. The bouncer stops her at the door and says "no pets allowed." "You don't understand" says the woman "this is a guide dog." "I've never seen a doberman guide dog" says the bouncer. "They've just started using them" says the woman. "Alright, go ahead" replies the bouncer. The woman with the chihuahua sees this and thinks she might have a tougher time but decides to give it a shot. She dons her dark glasses and walks up to the bouncer who stops her and says "no pets allowed." "But this is a guide dog" she replies. "I've never seen a chihuahua guide dog" says the bouncer. The woman replies "chihuahua,.. they gave me a f*cking chihuahua?"