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What every girl should be given before sexual contact:
"As a signee of this statment, you agree that in any and all future sexual encounters with the signor(sexual partner) you will activly have and/or use properly sufficient birth control methods, including but not limited to:"the pill", "the morning after pill", an iud, a spong, or swallow it all like a good girl.
You agree that you will immediately, and without delay, notify the signor of any interuption in menstral cycles and that noninteruption of any known or unknown pregnancy will be considered a signgular decision soley by the the signee, unless witnessed by a notary or authorized public official.
In such case, you agree to hensforth indemnify the formentioned signor of any and all involment in your bipolar control-freaking father never loved me decision making, and further indemnify the signor of any and all costs related to the childrearing process, unless witnessed by a notary or authorized public official.
Signed ____________________ "
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Meanwhile other things are still happening.
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