[RoninLB]

Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency,
was out making her rounds visiting homebound
patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have
it, a gas station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and
buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only
gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could
wait until it was returned.

She looked for something in her car that she could fill
with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to
the patient. She carried the bedpan to the
station, filled it with gas, and carried the full
bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men
watched from across the street. One of the them
turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm
turning Catholic."