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Yer momma's so fat she puts on her belt with a boom-a-rang.

She's so fat she has smaller fat women orbitting around her.

The sign at the restaurant says maximum occupancy 200 people or your momma.

She's so fat she gets runs in her levi's.

She's so fat if she cut herself she would bleed ragu.

She's so fat she has to count the rolls to put her bra on.
Old 08-02-2006, 02:03 PM
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