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Originally posted by cool_chick
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Emotional responses? Sociological studies were part of my formal education. Nothing emotional about my response.
And I beg to differ about my "level of understanding."
What you guys describe about the Muslim people is some species that is not human.
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that's great info.. I just called the White House.
here you go.
"Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington. You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally infered to in your PP OT reply of complaint. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers.
We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly alluded to in your reply.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your "level of understanding will help. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually), since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka -- over time.
Just remember that it is all part of "respecting his culture and his
religious beliefs" -- wasn't that how you would put it?
We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed. You take good care of Ahmed - and remember..we'll be watching.
Good luck!
Cordially, your friend,
Don Rumsfeld