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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
Posts: 48,833
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FAMILY
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house
together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath.
She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the
other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the
bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll
come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses.
"Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old
is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening
to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I
sure hope I never get that forgetful," as she
knocked on her wooden table for good measure. " She
then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as
soon as I see who's at the door."
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent."
-Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.)
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