[Overpaid Slacker]

Two friends (Ninja & Hayabusa) and I were passing low-flying aircraft on our way home one night.

The Ninja and I were in the lead, slicing through late-evening traffic, with the 'Busa several car lengths back.

When we got home, the Busa said that from his tailgunner vantage he saw that the cellphones immediately light up in easily half the cars the Ninja and I passed.

The 'Busa is a paramedic and runs our "Air-One" helicopter. He proceeds to relate a story of a mutual friend who is a police dispatcher and a fellow motorcyclist.

The dispatcher receives a 911 call one afternoon from a woman, essentially shrieking into the phone that a motorcycle has just blown by her on the interstate, and she's just bytching on and on about law breakers this, illegal that, blah blah blah. After a little while, the dispatcher says:
"Ma'am, are you alone in your vehicle?"
"Yes!," the virago replies, "what does that have to do with anything!!?"
"Well, ma'am it's also illegal in the State of New York to use a cellular telephone while driving, unless you're using a headset. Are you using a headseat, ma'am?"
{click}

F*cking cagers.

JP